Myrtle the Goat
HRG Myrtle's address to the Nation
Greetings my adoring and loyal subjects, Myrtle here, or should I say Her Royal Goatliness Myrtle of Elderberry Bottom. As you may or...
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Myrtle the Goat
Jul 151 min read
Golden Guernsey Goats become Royalty!!!!!
(Copied from Island FM News Article Friday 12th July 2024) A rare breed of goat in Guernsey will become 'Royal' on 16 July 2024 to mark...
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Myrtle the Goat
Jun 201 min read
Are we Ethical??
Okay, this is a sensitive subject and I known that no vegan would agree that any animal products should be used. We do of course use the...
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Myrtle the Goat
Jun 162 min read
The Benefits of Goat's Milk in soap & skincare
When it comes to skincare, we are always searching for solutions that are gentle and effective on skin. Goat’s milk has a wide range of...
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Myrtle the Goat
Jan 32 min read
Bouncy Boys (May 2022)
Greetings Goat Lovers!!, It’s me again, Eunice from Elderberry Bottom with some very exciting news!!! Last time you heard from me was...
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Myrtle the Goat
Jan 32 min read
Seaside Romance (Dec 2022)
Greeting Goat Fans, Let me introduce myself. My names Eunice and I’m the youngest and most adorable member of the Elderberry Bottom Goat...
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Myrtle the Goat
Aug 23, 20222 min read
The Vacation.....
Greetings My Lovelies No doubt you have all been extremely concerned at the lack of updates from us ‘Gals’ at Elderberry Bottom. Well,...
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Myrtle the Goat
Oct 17, 20212 min read
Benefits of Goats Milk Soap & why it promotes healthy skin
When it comes to treating (and cleansing) your skin Goats Milk is a natural, very powerful ingredient that packs a lot of benefits. Added...
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Myrtle the Goat
Sep 30, 20212 min read
The Milking Machine!
Dear Humans, I thought I’d better update you all with what’s been happening at Elderberry Bottom, home of The Dirty Old Goat Soap Goats,...
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Myrtle the Goat
Jun 2, 20211 min read
A rather traumatic arrival........
Well Hello! I thought I’d introduce myself. My name is Mango and I’m the very latest addition to the Elderberry Bottom Goat Herd. My...
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Myrtle the Goat
May 1, 20211 min read
Expectant Uncle
'Tis I Spartacus, I expect you have all missed me so I thought I would pen a few lines to cheer you all. I am afraid that my misgivings...
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Gladys
Nov 28, 20201 min read
A REBUTTAL FROM GLADYS THE GOAT
Greetings Goat Loving Humans, I thought it was about time to introduce myself. My name’s Gladys and I’m the glamorous grandkid of Myrtle,...
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I’m Spartacus!!
Nov 13, 20201 min read
Frisky Business....
Good day friends, another short piece from the Chief Goat here. I have received a number of kind comments and support following my last...
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I’m Spartacus!!
Oct 30, 20201 min read
A message from Spartacus.....
Tis I Spartacus of Elderberry Goat farm, oh yes and the soap company that our carer Tracy goes on about. I felt that it was time for me...
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Myrtle the Goat
Aug 6, 20202 min read
A Tale of Unrequited Love.....
Hi there humans! Tracy our care provider and poo sweeper-upper has suggested to me that I need to Blog......whatever that is!? As her...
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Myrtle the Goat
Jul 21, 20202 min read
Lovin' Lockdown!
Greetings!!!! ‘Tis I, Myrtle, Chief Spokesgoat for The Dirty Old Goat Soap Company and, perhaps unknown to some, International Supermodel...
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