Greetings, my loyal Subjects and assorted Peasantry, ’Tis I, HRG Myrtle , Queen of Elderberry Bottom, Duchess of Smithincott, and the only reason this entire establishment hasn’t crumbled into the mud. I trust you all had a splendid Christmas? I assume your servants brought you platters of ambrosia and adorned your horns with diamonds? Well, bully for you.  My own festive experience was, frankly, a diplomatic incident waiting to happen. I am practically writing a letter to Un

Dear Subjects, ‘Tis I again HRG Myrtle, Queen of Elderberry Bottom and Duchess of Smithincott. I’m afraid I need to vent my annoyance! I...

Dear Humans, ’Tis I, your very own Royal resident HRG Myrtle I. We, the Herd, are slowly but naturally adapting to our new station in...

Greetings my adoring and loyal subjects,  Myrtle here, or should I say Her Royal Goatliness Myrtle of Elderberry Bottom. As you may or...