Dear Humans, ’Tis I, your very own Royal resident HRG Myrtle I. We, the Herd, are slowly but naturally adapting to our new station in...

Greetings my adoring and loyal subjects,  Myrtle here, or should I say Her Royal Goatliness Myrtle of Elderberry Bottom. As you may or...

(Copied from Island FM News Article Friday 12th July 2024) A rare breed of goat in Guernsey will become 'Royal' on 16 July 2024 to mark...

Okay, this is a sensitive subject and I known that no vegan would agree that any animal products should be used. We do of course use the...

When it comes to skincare, we are always searching for solutions that are gentle and effective on skin. Goat’s milk has a wide range of...

Greetings Goat Lovers!!, It’s me again, Eunice from Elderberry Bottom with some very exciting news!!! Last time you heard from me was...

Greeting Goat Fans, Let me introduce myself. My names Eunice and I’m the youngest and most adorable member of the Elderberry Bottom Goat...

Greetings My Lovelies No doubt you have all been extremely concerned at the lack of updates from us ‘Gals’ at Elderberry Bottom. Well,...

When it comes to treating (and cleansing) your skin Goats Milk is a natural, very powerful ingredient that packs a lot of benefits. Added...

Dear Humans, I thought I’d better update you all with what’s been happening at Elderberry Bottom, home of The Dirty Old Goat Soap Goats,...

Well Hello! I thought I’d introduce myself. My name is Mango and I’m the very latest addition to the Elderberry Bottom Goat Herd. My...

'Tis I Spartacus, I expect you have all missed me so I thought I would pen a few lines to cheer you all. I am afraid that my misgivings...

Greetings Goat Loving Humans, I thought it was about time to introduce myself. My name’s Gladys and I’m the glamorous grandkid of Myrtle,...

Good day friends, another short piece from the Chief Goat here. I have received a number of kind comments and support following my last...

Tis I Spartacus of Elderberry Goat farm, oh yes and the soap company that our carer Tracy goes on about. I felt that it was time for me...

Hi there humans! Tracy our care provider and poo sweeper-upper has suggested to me that I need to Blog......whatever that is!? As her...

Greetings!!!! ‘Tis I, Myrtle, Chief Spokesgoat for The Dirty Old Goat Soap Company and, perhaps unknown to some, International Supermodel...