A REBUTTAL FROM GLADYS THE GOAT
Greetings Goat Loving Humans,
I thought it was about time to introduce myself. My name’s Gladys and I’m the glamorous grandkid of Myrtle, Uffculme’s famous pin up goat.
I feel compelled to set the record straight following Spartacus’s rather indelicate revelations in last months Spotlight.
To be fair, he was correct in his assertion that I am the most attractive girl in the herd ,however, to then divulge personal information about my recent friskiness was beyond humiliating.
Spartacus may self identify as Uffculme’s greatest love machine but, following his trip to the vet several years ago, we all know that’s just wishful thinking. The fact of the matter is he’s just plain jealous.
Now, I will admit that Tracy (our poo sweeper-upper) and I have recently consulted an online stud register in order to appraise any deserving suitors. It’s hardly like I’ve been logging on to some Capricornographic website!! I have standards you understand?
Suffice it to say that there may be a date night imminent and perhaps the pattern of tiny hoofs next year..... I will keep you posted.